I PUT THE PNG IN PWNAGE.



I will not date you. I will not draw your character unless I ask. Do not post my work on any other website. I will not fave everything I see. I will not watch you if you watch me. I won't whore myself.
I'm a jerk for not doing these things and, of course, for hating your favorite band, the shit-ass players of My Chemical Romance. That's why you should start a hate club for me. Because I'd join.

TROLLIN' AND PATROLLIN'.

Ah, sweet controversy.

PLEASE NOTE I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THE LOCK LEGION. BUT DONUT IS.

Latchkey holds the single largest ego in the entire universe.
You should definitely stroke Latchkey's ego. Stroke it, yes. Stroke it.

LATCHKEY
Name: Alyssa
Call her: Master, Goddess, Latchkey, Latchkey kid. Alyssa is for close friends ONLY.
Gender: Female.
Age: 18.
Preference: Men.
Sign: Leo.
Element: Fire
Specie: Elf/ Hylian
Mascot: Avale, the Neona.
Pokemans: Adam West, Typhlosion, and Fyrechilde.
Special Interest: Nicholas Crimson.
Hair: (Naturally) Brown with a few gold highlights.
Eyes: Blue with gold rings around the pupils.
Pets: Allie the Beloved (Dog), and Lexi "Dislexi" Story (Cat).
Religon: ???
Colors: ???
Animals: Wolves and Lions.
Descendance: If you're so interested, message me.
Languistics: English, French, Elven.
Food: Candy, sweets, junk, steak.
Music: Anything but country, rap, and religeous music.
Games: Nintendo. A few things here and there outside of the N-Realm, though.


I AM GOING INTO COLLEGE.